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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

To Drag Or Not To Drag

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, have you seen a soldier?

"He went that way", the nun answered.

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."

Wonder if this would work for the NS screening.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Muscle Mania

This is a real good article I happen to come across on Trevvy / SG Boy. So, what do you think? Guess, no matter what it is, gays will be gays.

The equation GAYS = MUSCLES is true, no matter what they say. What ever happened to the good old "what inside counts", right? That too is another vague statement, coz what is actually refered to "inside"?

Read on...

Iced Bandung - Gym Culture

In the straight universe, it’s been reasoned that some of the factors that determine sexual attractiveness are actually biological in nature. Certain qualities like height, facial symmetry, body proportionality and good skin have been associated with good genes. During the process of mate–selection, the mind subconsciously registers these traits as desirable. The logic is that there is a better chance of producing healthy offspring with such a person, with similar phenotypic traits, giving the progeny a competitive advantage when it comes to his or her turn during mate–selection.

But what about gay men? In the absence of the reproductive imperative, what sets the standards for desirability? Darwin can’t really give us answers on this one, so we’ll have to consult two other disciplines–mainly history as well as psychology.

It is important to note that in the 70’s, for example, the slim gay man was still a widely desirable entity. And then the AIDS crisis struck in the 80’s, and we should remember how it was an affliction that was first discovered among sexually–promiscuous gay men in America, especially the ones who frequented bathhouses.

Suddenly, the waif–like gay man was tagged: he could be a potential disease carrier. As one of the signs of the disease was muscle wasting, they were relegated to the bottom of the dating market. A pumped–up body, on the other hand, suggested a clean bill of health. Some gay men who were HIV–positive started bulking up, for two main reasons: to reduce any outward signs of the disease, and to reassure themselves that despite the ravages of the virus, they still had some control over their bodies.

And hence, what started as a response to a health crisis eventually permeated cultural standards of desirability. From magazine covers to fashion advertisements to TV soaps, this new aesthetic of the male body–six–packed, V–shaped, and slim–hipped–was marketed to the rest of the world. Global hegemony of media channels meant that American standards of male beauty were often later internalized in other societies.

But pervasive monoculture isn’t the only factor driving gay men to the gym. For some, it represents the opportunity to compensate for an awkward adolescence, where masculinity was often defined by participation in sports. The ones who were not particularly blessed in the psychomotor department (or were simply not interested in sports–especially team sports, with its heterosexist and sometimes oppressive social milieu), often found themselves at the receiving end of ostracisation and even bullying.

Experiences like these reinforce the idea that masculinity is often a matter of one’s physicality. Hence, payback time: the quest for broader shoulders, bigger biceps, a glowing tan–anything to suggest the image of the ‘man of action’. It’s not outright deception, of course, but it can be misleading.

And bodies are in many ways misleading. I have mentioned how the buffed body is not necessarily indicative of health (in fact some HIV–poz individuals cultivate muscular bodies precisely because it’s a shield against suspicion), or even masculinity (the exterior only masks unresolved feelings of inadequacy). When we judge people based on their bodies, we’re practicing what could be described as lazy semiotics–the naive belief that the signifier and the signified cannot become unglued.

Along the spectrum of disingenuous assumptions lie the assertion that someone who bothers to go to the gym must also possess several positive characteristics. According to this belief, the gym–goer is a self–motivated individual, able to overcome various thresholds of pain and hardship in pursuit of his desired goal.

But this certainly doesn’t hold true in all cases. Some of the most avid gay gym–goers I know are conversely the most inert–especially when it comes to political and social causes. In some cases, the achievements attained in the gym act as surrogate markers of successes in one’s life, much like how one celebrates breaking through another level while playing a video game.

In disabusing ourselves of the many valorizing notions associated with the gym–honed body, we must also be careful not to swing violently to a position of scorn. The himbotic Chelsea boy, the West Hollywood clone (‘body by Nautilus, brain by Mattel’ is a popular catchphrase), or our local versions of ‘Macho Mary’s’ are just some of the demeaning stereotypes manufactured by those who, in trying to challenge the dominance of gym culture, only manage to come off as retaliatory, with a tinge of sour grapes.

Friday, March 02, 2007

Missing in Action

It's been awhile since this blog has been updated. Wonder if there are even people reading it in the first place. Well, guess most blogs are done not mainly for entertainment, but for personal satisfactory purposes.

Nothing much has been happening lately. Just started this new job here in Rawang, far but quite challenging. Though very tiring. For a Japanese MD who doesn't even speak much English, my mind has to work double to explain to others what he has to say. The best part is that when he gets angry with the staff, he has to get angry with me too. Hahahah!

Besides that, went to Langkawi again with some friends. Got extremely sunburnt already. I'm darker than ever, I know I am already dark, now its like dark chocolate. Tempting to some people I guess.

Langkawi was having its Ironman Race when we were there. Managed to get to know a very cute Japanese guy who completed the race under 15hrs. He practically cried when he passed the finish line. He said it was his first time in the Ironman race. He was walking, ok limping when I went up to him and said hi. He then said that he needed a lift to his hotel, so the good heart in me said ok. We sent him back, and he gave me his sweaty towel! Only those who completed the race can get them, and he gave it to me. Hmmm sweaty! Oops.. sweet. Hahahah

So, after the CNY holidays, its back to work. Although still in holiday mood. Looks like no holidays to come in these few months. What else to look forward to?

Monday, February 05, 2007

What Is Love (Part 2)

When people say, love will never last, I finally agree on that!

Thanks for all the great time we shared.

Friday, January 19, 2007

The Time Is Now

At last! The time has finally come.

Today is the day I leave this company for good. Yup, I got the job in Rawang. Kindda far, but I guess its better than what I am doing here now.

But, the worst of all things was in this morning's briefing. The boss said some stuff which really pissed me off. He said something like after working here for nearly 2 years, I didn't do any contribution for the company, therefore he is very disappointed. Like hello?! Then, he also said that my final task in this group is to clear the whole working area, vacuum the floor and stuff like that, as to show my appreaciation towards my colleagues. What the fuck! One of my colleagues actually laughed when the boss said that. Like who wouldn't, right?

Well, it's over and done.

The time has finally come. (Again)

Sean will be going back for good really soon. Guess I need not say more.

Monday, January 15, 2007

My Car

Guess these pictures explains everything...

Click on the pictures for a BIGGER & CLEARER view.





Damn taxi at LCCT. So guys, next time beware of those stupid taxis who come at you at 60 km/h in the parking area.

Sigh~~~

Thursday, January 11, 2007

How LOW Should The TOWEL Go

Definately as LOW as it can go, right? LOL!

It all started last week when Sean and I went to Itallianese @ The Curve for dinner. Sean then pointed out to one of the waiters there saying, "That waiter there. I know you like." And YES, I did like very much. Tall, slim, had slight facial hair (Definately a turn on!) and adorable sappy eyes. Too bad he didn't serve us that much on that day.

Told Clayton about this waiter a few days ago until it suddenly happened. I was literally kidnapped last night, and before you know it, we are at The Curve eating all-you-can-eat pasta for RM19.90++!

Scanned around for that waiter, and there he was. Who can miss that cute and adorable face of his. This time he shaved but who cares. Still C-U-T-E! Especually those eyes! Haaa~~ Got very excited so made sure that we sat in him serving area. But BIG mistake in choosing seats, coz we were only 1 table away from his border! Damn! According to Bryan (He was there too last night), they (The waiters) are not allowed to cross the border when attending to the customers. I guess no passport & visa is a no crossover. So, we ended up being served by Bryan's favourite choice of the night, Mensar. Guess he is African. Oh, and there was Grant. Also another fellow African.

Back to the cute waiter!

So, we... ok I tried to smuggle him illegally to our side, and thats when I got to know his name. Low. What? No English name ah? Haiyooo. So formal! But who cares, Low is cute enough to be smuggled into my border anytime! Clayton and Bryan said Low wasn't cute. Bryan was too obsesed with Mensar, and Clayton on the other hand, was really into, shit, I can't remember. Give him King lah! Hahahah. Yeah, the waiter's name was King!

Then, somehow the topic of people with weird English names came up. That was when Bryan said that he knows someone by the name of Towel Something (I forgot her sirname)! Yes! Her name was Towel. And I thought having an name like Sugar was bad enough, but Towel? If think that's bad, Bryan said another person was named Forest! Gosh!

Whatever, Low was the main attraction for the night, well for me that is. So now we know how LOW should the TOWEL go.

So guys, another trip to Itallianese The Curve again next week?

To Bryan. Sorry I didn't join you and your Thai colleague at for dinner at The Curve last night, but still ended up there. Honestly, I just didn't feel very nice going when it was an official dinner. Most of all, shy ler! Hope you understand.